They call me Q-tip

I'm in the bathroom at Old C's. there's another guy next to me at the urinal and there is a lot of chatter coming from the two stalls.

I hear one guy say " they call me Q-tip, because it's fat on the end and then gets skinny and then fat again".

I turn to the guy next to me and say 'what the hell are they talking about?"

he's like " I don't even want to imagine....."

Then from the stall, we hear: "it's the shape of my turds"


What??
OK, I don't EVEN want to get that descriptive on mine, but whatever.

We are cracking up as we wash our hands, shaking our heads.

As I pass him in the bar, he looks at me with a straight face and says " my friends call me Q-tip"

...and we bust out laughing, again.