More soccer trash talking

Soccer is off for a while now. We talked some trash. kicked some @ss and did well for the session.

Kris twisted her ankle but refuses to slow down, keeps playing on the womens league. She keeps going out there, like a trooper. Took a high kick in the nose the other night as well. Figured a little blood would get those crazy arms a swingin but she has much restraint. I'm afraid she isn't healing that ankle properly though.

Me? I'm done for a while. We won our game and proceeded to scrimmage with some youngin's since the field was free. Big mistake. All was well until about 20 minutes into it. Felt like Dick Cheney shot me in the back of the leg. I really thought something hit me. Turned around and said "What the F@#$!!!" Took another step and I was down like a sack of taters, crying mommy! Tore my calf muscle. hurt like nothing I've ever felt before. Still on the RICE program. Day 4 and it's slowing getting better; swelling down, bruising coming out and the boss thinks I'm a wimp because I called in monday. Well, maybe I am a little. But it ain't much fun taking a day off from work, only to sit there watching TV for 14 hours because you can't really do anything worthwhile!! oh joy! Lisa Loeb just went on another weird date. Ruud the Bug guy showed some strange wasp that paralyzes his tarantula victim and proceeds to lay an egg in it's abdomen and Colbert Report is STILL the funniest show on TV!